I'm in no mood today. I have a cold and my nose is as red as Rudolph and my children have five thousand activities this week.
So today we're going to talk about a tv show that I would love to see which would be called 'Uncle Ted's Celebrity Canned Hunt'.
The Premise: Ted Nugent used to be a rock star but now he's a crazy gun toting NRA freak. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. I'd like see chosen celebrities placed out in an ranch (fenced in, but several acres) with no survival tools. Ted would then hunt them down. That is...if the roaming wild animals don't get to them first. All they have is their celebrity staus....and each other. Last celebrity standing wins a trip to rehab. (And don't think I haven't thought about faking an addiction so that I can go to rehab and get some rest, because I have!)
The first round of celebrities would be:
Tara Reid
Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock (shackled together for extra fun!)
Whitney Houston
Bobby Brown
A certain coworker of mine (okay, not technically a celebrity, but it's my blog)
Tom Cruise
Mariah Carey (that high pitched squeal will attract the wild dogs)
The Olson Twins
Who would you pick? (Yes, I AM mean today, you got a problem with that?)
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Uncle Ted's Celebrity Canned Hunt
I'm in no mood today. I have a cold and my nose is as red as Rudolph and my children have five thousand activities this week.
So today we're going to talk about a tv show that I would love to see which would be called 'Uncle Ted's Celebrity Canned Hunt'.
The Premise: Ted Nugent used to be a rock star but now he's a crazy gun toting NRA freak. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. I'd like see chosen celebrities placed out in an ranch (fenced in, but several acres) with no survival tools. Ted would then hunt them down. That is...if the roaming wild animals don't get to them first. All they have is their celebrity staus....and each other. Last celebrity standing wins a trip to rehab. (And don't think I haven't thought about faking an addiction so that I can go to rehab and get some rest, because I have!)
The first round of celebrities would be:
Tara Reid
Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock (shackled together for extra fun!)
Whitney Houston
Bobby Brown
A certain coworker of mine (okay, not technically a celebrity, but it's my blog)
Tom Cruise
Mariah Carey (that high pitched squeal will attract the wild dogs)
The Olson Twins
Who would you pick? (Yes, I AM mean today, you got a problem with that?)
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6 comments:
Moongrl....is there a Full Moon out?...Hope you get to feeling better.
Get well soon. Your black cloud is lowering property values... No, wait, it's the economy, not you!!
my bad!
xoxo~dale
Adam Sandler.
Okay....I don't mean that Ted is actually going to kill them. Just scare them. He scares me! I am feeling a little better today and if Mr. Wonderful will take care of me tonite (I have no kid activities tonite yay!) then I should be back to my usual sunny moon self. Even goddesses have bad days. Where do you think lightening comes from????
Jana, get over yourself and stick with your original question. Adam Sandler or not?
Hey, I wore my earrings yesterday. My parents came to town for a dr's appt, and I met them for lunch. My mom commented that she liked my earrings - on me. High praise indeed!
And when I explained what sea glass is, my dad wondered what bottles are blue - milk of magnesia? I think he's onto something! LOL
LOL...okay, Vee, I will allow Sandler, even tho I LOVE The Wedding Singer. Maybe it will scare him enough to make more movies like that and less crap.
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